Posted by
Conservative Swordfighters Club on Monday, June 25, 2007 6:42:16 PM
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "disabled" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term
"differently-abled."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "blind" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "visually
challenged."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "mute" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "vocally
challenged."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "dead" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "metabolically
challenged."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "bald" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "follicularly
challenged."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "white" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "melanin
impoverished."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "janitor" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "sanitation
engineer."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "employee" and to therefore use the unnecessary term "associate."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "dish washer" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "utensil
sanitizer."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "ugly" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "aesthetically
challenged."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "old" and to therefore say something like, "he is 76 years
young."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "son-in-law" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term
"son-in-love."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "waitress" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "waitron."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "actress" and to therefore use the term "actor" for both males
and females.
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "failure" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "deferred
success."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "short" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "vertically
challenged."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "oriental" and to therefore always avoid it in favor of the term
"asian."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "brainstorming" (because it may offend people with brain
disorders) and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "thought
shower."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "flip chart" (because it may offend Filipinos) and to therefore
coin the unnecessary term "writing block."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "black coffee" (because it may offend african-americans) and to
therefore always use the term "coffee without milk."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "woman" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "womyn."
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "gentlemen" and to therefore change the name of the classic
christmas song from "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" to "God Rest Ye
Merry Persons"
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "Christmas" and to therefore avoid saying "Merry Christmas," but
rather "Seasons Greetings"
it is politically correct to think there is something wrong with the
term "history" and to therefore coin the unnecessary term "herstory."
-- Swordfish